We should have a site slogan, something on topic, humorous and catchy. This could be included in all promotional ventures, e-mail/forum signatures, etc.

There are a ton of sites using really, really bad software for Q&A. We've got something better, we have the talent needed to effectively and accurately answer questions, and we need to save people from the Soviet era of forums (note, nothing against them for discussions, but we deal with questions here).

But, we need to get them here first. My idea is, these slogans can be used on the banners and other promotional tools, as appropriate.

  • You should probably separate your suggestion into an answer of its own. It's hard to vote on it separately when its part of the question. – Robert Cartaino Jul 12 '10 at 3:51
  • @Robert - done. – Tim Post Jul 12 '10 at 4:06

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I'll see your 404 and raise you 500.

Poker reference, but I thought it was funny.

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    This is tooo long. – s_ruchit Jul 19 '10 at 9:32
  • I love it, although I'm not sure it will fit well if we go with a site name like "Response 200". @s_ruchit: How is it too long, is there some unspoken character limit? (Also, the suggestions you posted are barely shorter.) – DisgruntledGoat Jul 23 '10 at 11:46

All your HTML are belong to us !

  • I love it because its the most relevant ihazcheeseburger-ism. – Talvi Watia Sep 17 '10 at 9:54

"Don't eat my cookies!"


Another slogan that come to my mind.

You POST, all GET.


You PUT, all GET.

  • PUT? I'm a webmaster, not an FTPmaster... – Talvi Watia Sep 17 '10 at 9:45

Don't get rooted

(it's a security joke, and in some parts of the world a double entendre)

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    Seems like it would me more appropriate on Server Fault, to be honest. – DisgruntledGoat Jul 12 '10 at 21:23
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    Probably. Or a security-related site. – Mark Henderson Jul 13 '10 at 1:53

Why not, "Have you tried using jQuery?" (Sorry, I couldn't resist). ;-)

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    +1 , worded like "Because JQuery CAN'T fix everything!" – Tim Post Jul 28 '10 at 9:47
  • Ooh, I like that too! Or maybe a variation: "Because jQuery can't fix EVERYTHING!" – Virtuosi Media Jul 28 '10 at 10:04
  • "we knowz when jQuery=FAIL" – Talvi Watia Sep 17 '10 at 9:46

How about

Be the master of your domain

or some variation.


Your web referrence.

GET / HTTP/1.1

HTTP/1.1 200 Success

Just an idea I'm throwing out there...

  • +1 if it has a blinking DOS prompt at the end. – Talvi Watia Sep 17 '10 at 9:50

More than just SEO

Although to be honest, I think 90% of the questions on here are regarding SEO.

  • Not quite .. and the 'king' topic is temporal at best, we're just getting started. I like this, +1. – Tim Post Jul 22 '10 at 21:45

Teh internets: RTFM :)

  • +1 for teh awesomeness – Jason Jul 28 '10 at 21:04

How about.

Source Control


All you GET is 200 OK.

or may be some variations,

All you GET is 200 SUCCESS.
All you GET is HTTP-200.
All you GET is HTTP-OK.

  • You are dangerously close to turning HTTP responses into a haiku. That's just awesome. – Tim Post Jul 28 '10 at 9:48
  • @Tim "teh DOM" (rimshot) – Talvi Watia Sep 17 '10 at 9:52

Destroying botnets through education since 2010 ...


Have you tried turning it off and on again?

  • This question is 4 years old but I couldn't resist ;) – William Edwards Nov 14 '14 at 14:10

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